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“Other people’s happiness doesn’t bother me unless I’ve dated them before,” Ms. Kelly said. “And then I’m really disturbed by it.” - NY Times
Malaysian Valentine’s Day raids lead to mass arrests. “Officers raided budget hotels in the central state of Selangor and capital, Kuala Lumpur, detaining unmarried Muslim couples who were sharing rooms. The religious authorities in Malaysia say Valentine’s Day is synonymous with immoral activities. Those arrested could be jailed for up to two years if convicted.”- BBC
Dont send an e-card, send a declaration of romantic intent.
Or do send an e-card, but make sure it’s from Kate Spade.
14 Ways an Economist says “I love you.“
We’ve got some great chemistry, Bitch. Breaking Bad-themed greetings.
Even beautiful people get sad today. “I have no boyfriend this Valentine’s Day. It’s very sad,” Kandyba said. “He broke up with me because I’m crazy.” -Observer
Related: if you’re girlfriend is a model, don’t buy her a blender for V-Day. Do buy her flowers, but only if they’re real. “I don’t even care if they’re ugly, unless they’re synthetic. Like when they’re dyed blue. It’s so gross — that’s even worse than getting nothing.” This and other “horror stories” from Fashion Week ladies.